Note to all denim brands: Never, ever, no matter what I may say, trust in my faithfulness. For however much I want to be chaste (and I do, I really do), I just can’t fight the allure of another. If this makes me a denim slut – so be it – I am willing to live with that.
The sad part is, I can be had fairly easily… big butt pockets or cool hippie vibe, right amount of slouch or fading and I am jumping them quicker than a dog on a piece of meat.
So who am I cuckolding Current/Elliott for now? Truthfully, this recent indiscretion is all Jaime’s fault. You see, after pointing out to me some ultra-cool vintage Levi skinnies, I happened upon these Levi’s LVC Flares…
And now, the only thing in the way of me dropping my current drawers for these hot vintage Levi flares is, of course, the price (JP’s note: but Paula, now they’re on sale!!!).! Even I have limits….sort of (at least, that is what I keep trying to tell myself).
So for now, I am keeping my jeans on and settling for stalking them like a cyber-creeper in hopes of a dramatic sale. Maybe, just maybe, the denim gods (or demons?), will smile or take pity on me. I am good with either…
Paula (Denim Slut)