… I’ll pretend that I’m not making fun of you.
This will be quick as we’re about to board, but I cannot tell you how ridiculous the looks have been here – and I’m singling out the women (because somehow, most of the guys are just fine). Top four bad mistakes – sans pictures, sorry! – are:
4. Pants that can be shorts when they’re unzipped at the knee.
3. Skintight miniskirts… that are two sizes too small. With heels. And an improperly red lipstick (I’m pro-red. But get the RIGHT red.)
2. Carpenter jeans. They still make these?!?!
1. Shorts that are SO SHORT that I can see butt cleavage. It’s like a car wreck, and I can’t look away.
Please, for the love of all that’s holy, just wear some pants. And a top. That’s it.