I know this may come as a shock to you. I know my love and devotion have been true for some time now. Even though I have briefly strayed from time to time, I have always come back to you. But this time is different. I am not sure how it happened but you have been replaced by another. Sometimes these things are uncontrollable. You know how it is, at first it is harmless infatuation – but then the longing starts… the daydreaming… the angst and finally, the obsessive need to possess and be together always.
I feel I must tell you, your rival’s name is Current/Elliott. Believe me, I tried to resist – tried to stay true, but in the end I was powerless to the incredible softness, vintage coolness, 80’s allure, edgy brooding and if you must know, big butt pockets!
Who knows, maybe I will come back to you, maybe it is lust and not true love. But don’t worry, no matter what happens, we can still be friends. I, to this day, have a fond closeness with Rich & Skinny and you, in particular, will always be special to me. Please, don’t take it personally… it is just me.
Take care of yourself and remember you are wonderful and will always have a treasured place in my closet.