I know there are people in the world who wear this stuff. There must be… it couldn’t exist otherwise.
But, I LOVE denim far more than most people, and I could never, ever do this to myself. It looks like someone is getting married at a fucking rodeo.
And, me? I don’t do rodeos.
All these dresses are available, if you choose to hate me and attempt to make me a miserable human being by buying them and wearing them in public, at Sat’n Spurs.
This is just going too far. I don’t know if I’ll ever recover.
Think these scare you? Check out Winkers Jeans, Bikini Jeans, Tube Flops, and Stiruppz. Yikes!
Love,
JP
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