But, I LOVE denim far more than most people, and I could never, ever do this to myself. It looks like someone is getting married at a fucking rodeo.
And, me? I don’t do rodeos.
All these dresses are available, if you choose to hate me and attempt to make me a miserable human being by buying them and wearing them in public, at Sat’n Spurs.
This is just going too far. I don’t know if I’ll ever recover.