Few things make me want to cry as much as these hideous pieces of hell. Seriously. The Winkers were bad but these?
These are so many kinds of wrong. I remember seeing them a couple of months ago in a video (youtube has some of the worst stuff ever on there, I swear) that I can’t find now. Be grateful.
Also, why is the “bikini” part mottled? Why would they do that? It looks like… well, honestly, it looks like crotch stubble. Sorry, but that’s all I can think of. Someone else has to have felt that way too.
The only way I can see these worn would be with some cheap Lucite hooker heels and a cropped tube top. You know… like a hooker. Or Shauna Sand. Because normal people should know better.
I can’t believe I’m even posing this question, but… would you wear these? And what with?