Home Alone, Day One

by Jaime on July 18, 2009

I’m not going to lie, I’m really boring. I don’t do much as it is, so when C. told me he was going out of town, I figured that maybe I could use this opportunity to see how boring I really am.

Or maybe, just maybe, find out I’m interesting in disguise.

Day one has panned out pretty much exactly how I expected. Woke up massively early to send C. off to the airport, went back to bed. Couldn’t fall asleep, so I got up and wrote some blogs.

Then, I stared at the Billion Dollar Babes sale for like an hour. You know how a watched pot never boils? Well, as it turns out, prices don’t go down on items just because I’m trying to will them with my mind.

I decided then that I was home alone for good. So, I made breakfast.

Frozen pizza (with extra gruyere cheese) and chocolates.

Then, I watched the Tour de France (and if you ever call it the “Tour de Lance” around me, I will beat your face in. See? This is what happens when I’m alone. I get hostile!), which really was kind of boring since the first breakaway ended up winning… I like a little more feist in my cycling.

The next few hours are kind of hazy. I think I just hung out for a while.

Then, around four, I decided to make some caramelized onions, and did so… with beer. My vegan food of choice. Went downstairs, nothing was on TV, so I started watching a movie.

Why on earth I chose Erin Brockovich is beyond me. But, I love Albert Finney, so I just went with it.

Had another chocolate, came upstairs, checked the Tigers score (3-2 in the bottom of the 7th, go Grrs!)… and I’m pretty much back here.

So, essentially, my day has sucked. I will attempt to brighten it up by showing you this positively hilarious picture of me and A. A.’s wearing her Cheezburger shirt and eating, you guessed it, a cheeseburger. I’m giving her the thumbs up.

See? That makes everything better.

Love,
JP

Ed. Note: Stupid fucking Tigers. It’s now 5-3 Yankees in the bottom of the 7th. Crap.


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